Those who follow this blog know that every now and then I post an article that is related to militarism. I am not an expert in this subject, I just enjoy reading as much as I can about it.
This passion also led me to join the Brazilian Air Force, back in 1988. In the picture above, I am the first punk on the left. Oh boy, time really flies.
Not long ago I found an awesome blog, The Pacific Paratrooper, dedicated to exploring the history of the Pacific War. In their latest article, the author decided to lighten up a bit and he posted a series of memes and quotes about military common sense. Even if my experience in the barracks was short, it was impossible not to relate.
I was granted permission to repost the jokes here. “Sir, I hope you will enjoy it, Sir!!!”
A lot of life’s problems can be explained by the U.S. Military and its applications of common sense …
- “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.”
(Paul Rodriguez) - “A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.”
(Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance ). - “Aim towards the Enemy.”
(Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher) - When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
(U.S. Marine Corps) - Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.
(U.S. Air Force) - If the enemy is in range, so are you.
(Infantry Journal) - It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
(US Air Force Manual) - Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
(Gen. MacArthur) - Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
(Infantry Journal) - You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
(Marine Gunnery Sergeant) - Tracers work both ways.
(US Army Ordnance) - Five second fuses only last three seconds.
(Infantry Journal) - Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last, and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.
(US Navy Seaman) - Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.
(David Hackworth) - If your attack is going too well, you have walked into an ambush.
(Infantry Journal) - No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
(Joe Gay) - Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.
(Admiral Hornblower) - Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
(Unknown Marine Recruit) - Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
(Your Buddies) - Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
(Army Platoon Sergeant) - If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn’t plan your mission properly.
(David Hackworth) - Your job is to kill the other person before they kill you so that your national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as long as it takes the ink to dry.
(Drill Instructor) - In the Navy, the Chief is always right.
The original post has more material, check it out: https://wp.me/p2IfOX-5qN
The Classic Machines 
I like it just fine, ‘first punk on the left’. I hope your other readers enjoy it as well. It’s all in fun, and we can all use a smile now and again!
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Thank you again for allowing me to repost the “Military common sense”. Fun is the name of the game. Actually, I only have good memories of my time in the Air Force, I had a lot of fun!!!!
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Glad to hear it.
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This post brilliantly captures the unique blend of humor and hard-earned wisdom that defines military life. The curated collection of quotes and anecdotes not only evokes laughter but also offers a candid glimpse into the realities faced by service members. Your personal reflections, coupled with the shared experiences, create a compelling narrative that resonates with both veterans and civilians alike.
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Thank you so much for your kind words. I am happy you have enjoyed the post.
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